I’m only upset because you said you weren’t upset. You only got upset because I kept asking if you were upset. I only asked if you were upset because you looked upset. You looked upset because you were actually upset. You were upset because the soup was cold. I was upset because you wouldn’t tell me the soup was cold. The soup was only cold because you never said anything. I’m upset because you never say anything. You never say anything because you don’t want to get me upset. If you had said something I could have asked for more soup. If I had asked for more soup you wouldn’t be upset. I’m not angry, I’m just upset. When I say upset I mean I’m upset. When you look for hidden meanings it makes me upset. I love you. When you look for hidden meanings you’re doubting us. When you doubt us you won’t have sex with me. When you don’t have sex with me it makes me upset. When I’m upset you doubt us. When you doubt us you lose your appetite. When you lose your appetite your soup gets cold. When your soup is cold you get upset. I’m only upset because you said you weren’t upset.