Of all the things you regret, don’t let this be one…

By Will Boyd

 

*This poem was created with subject lines from real spam emails. As much as possible, the lines have not been altered in any way.

 

Of all the things you regret, don’t let this be one..
Give happiness to your beloved one
Simple steps to become ideal this night

Can you have more and more joy?
Don’t Live in Fear of Loud Noises
She wants you to be stronger

Of all the things you regret, don’t let this be one..
The waste ground to the back of the centre provides ample space for expansion
BE CAREFUL OF CHEAP IMITATIONS

Do you know who I am
Can you handle this?
for a agreeable stranger

Of all the things you regret, don’t let this be one…
this Spring will be the last lonely spring for us
You are able to set her free

 

 

Will Boyd is a Denver transplant by way of Tennessee. Though he works in the world of email marketing, he’s happiest writing fiction, playing guitar, and building his dream—a geographical and time-based database of blues music.

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